Important Information from the TSA!!

Airport Full Body Scan Status Report

Finally, some useful facts

are coming out about all of those airport full body scans!

FULL BODY SCANS AT AIRPORTS

TSA disclosed the following Airport Screening Results 2016 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening From TSA : Terrorists Discovered 0 Transvestites 133 Hernias 1,485 Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172 Enlarged Prostates 8,249 Breast Implants 59,350 Natural Blondes 3   It was also discovered that 308 politicians had no balls.